Monday, April 14, 2008

If God had a condom we wouldn't be in this mess

In an attempt to make something happen he imagines a cave,
And enters.

Splayed played
Inlayed
Displayed on parade
If I ever get enough I will loose it

Hypersensitive expletive executive
As hip as a Q-tip
Fingernail grip
Railroad trip
Gun got fun run
On the money clip

Never have I seen my own eyes

Who are you talking to?
Pancakes don’t care

Girls named after spices are usually cute

I was frankly offended by snoop dogg’s decision to name his daughter chocolate for two reasons.

Firstly, I think a woman should be allowed to pick her own stripper name.

And secondly that makes her chocolate dogg

Which is just wrong.

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