Saturday, November 29, 2008

Friday, November 21, 2008

Saturday, September 20, 2008

If I had a Fist (a poem for liberals)

If I had a fist

Would I throw it at my enemies
Or shake it in the air
Or put it to my hip
And shake my head and sneer

Would I put it to the test
And loosen up some teeth
Or bang it on my desk
And stamp my angry feet

Would it lead me off to victory
While I give the battle call
Or would I swear beneath my breath
And throw it at the wall

Could it change the world
Could it break through brick
Or would I merely jerk it
While it’s wrapped around my dick

If I had a fist

Monday, September 15, 2008

Friday, August 29, 2008

Friday, August 22, 2008

Olympic Breeds

If They really want to be fare they should allow other species in the olympics.
They are afraid they will be out run by a chicken, that's why they're chicken.

Friday, August 15, 2008

I like the word coping,
because it has two meanings,
and they have nothing to do with one another.