Mankind should accept that we as a species are a meat eater.
We need to realize that we cannot process grass, cows can,
And they’re tasty.
We should breed cows to be so fat and docile, that they could walk around eating our lawns, and then I wouldn’t need to mow.
We could pet them, and name them. I think I’ll call this one Entre.
You know, if we really worked at it, I bet we could get their markings to automatically grow in that map thing that shows you how to cut them up.