Friday, August 31, 2007

Little talked about is how Capt. Crunch got started in the sugar trade.

Personally I liked it better when you kept my heart in a box.

Bunny Bedlam

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Nasty pig faced humans,
Eating ugly people is a service to the world.
They don’t taste half as bad as they look.
I wish I had a gingerbread house made of tabacco,
and warm whiskey.

Too Many Princesses

...and now a word from our sponser.

Global Warming: The Dolphin's Master Plan!

I am a god to the Aphids, but I am an angry god.

Thursday, August 23, 2007

We all thought Gertrude favored her mothers side of the family.

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

The Woodnymphs of Fairy Falls

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

The Stone Monkeys are unusally quiet this eavening
Niether Seen nor Heard

The King has many Spies.

Lucid Moments in Paradise


Figure a.

detail photo of the rare Cavalier Ant

Gereral Fuzzybottom Rallies the Ground Forces

Monday, August 13, 2007

Songs About Corn #2

I like it steamed
I like it steamed
I like it creamed
I like it creamed
I'll blow my horn
I sure like corn
It's really keen
The Dogs have broken every treaty they have made with us.

Foss Fate

I want something with teeth,
Like an attack pony,
Or a well sharpened hamster.

I have a drywall feeling
In my mouth,
Looks like it’s dust patties for dinner again tonight.

Deer Hunter

The Golden Princess can only be freed by the gallantry of a coward.

Friday, August 10, 2007

Fight Flight or Fetch

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Have you ever recieved crockodile flowers?

Songs about corn #1


I like corn
little yellow baby corn niblittes.

I like corn
little yellow baby corn niblittes.

I like corn in my soup.
It comes out in my poop.

I like corn
little yellow baby corn niblittes.

Suzy Hates You

Grim walls of stimulation
And slim chances for redemptions
Or seconds at the crowded communion buffet

Father forgive me
Hey witchy witchy are you ready
Send red rover to dover to dash on the white cliffs
Such an unlucky stiff

Shoot from the hip to the pelvis
Twist the wrist like an exorsist
gets me pissed
that’s what killed elvis

you can exile all the reptiles
but the amphibians will still get in
everybody take a deep breath of water

Saint Indiferentia is the Patron Saint of Flying Monkeys.

Things Other People Should Do

A group of lesbian musicians should get together and start a retro seventies funk band, and call it Gynomite.

The great Ramma Lamma Ding Dong has taken up arms.