OolgloO; Alien Palendrome

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A Bedwetters Prayer

As I lay me down to sleep
I pray the lord my pee will keep
If I pee before I wake
I pray it will not form a lake

Sniff or Snarf

The Sugar Bear

The sugar bear has teeth rotten and sharp
His sticky nose twitches at the smell of fear
His ruined forest is broken and brown
Your bones will sleep beneath its leaves

Bees made honey
Bees made wax
Man made fire
Man made the ax
The sugar bear has a forest
And fire wood was made to burn

Goldilocks may skip and laugh
Draw herself a hot blood bath
Porridge hot or porridge cold
Goldilocks won’t grow too old

Idle Idols

On Hygene

I got some soap that smells like vanilla. It's like washing with a cookie.
Then I picked up some shampoo that smells like apples. Now I'm clean but I'm hungry.
They should make soap that smells like fresh laundry, that way if you don't have anything clean to wear when you get out, no one will know.