Friday, October 5, 2007
Wednesday, October 3, 2007
Two Quotes I Love to Put Together
"A life that is not spent in the service of mankind is a life that is wasted."
-Albert Einstein-
"How to serve mankind...It's a COOKBOOK!"
-Rod Serling-
-Albert Einstein-
"How to serve mankind...It's a COOKBOOK!"
-Rod Serling-
Thursday, September 27, 2007
On Holidays
Christians have the best holidays.
Kill their god, do they cry?
Do they weep?
No, they hunt for eggs and get sick on chocolate.
Jews seem to like atonement as a party theme.
Even at Passover, let’s celebrate; God in his infinite wisdom didn’t snuff our sorry ass out. But first how about some unsalted five year old cracker and some horseradish and a little manachevettes to wash it down.
All Muslim holidays are based on a diet plan.
I like secular holidays, like Arbor Day.
Some day because of political correctness
Children won’t be able to celebrate Arbor Day,
Because it is unfair to bushes.
Kill their god, do they cry?
Do they weep?
No, they hunt for eggs and get sick on chocolate.
Jews seem to like atonement as a party theme.
Even at Passover, let’s celebrate; God in his infinite wisdom didn’t snuff our sorry ass out. But first how about some unsalted five year old cracker and some horseradish and a little manachevettes to wash it down.
All Muslim holidays are based on a diet plan.
I like secular holidays, like Arbor Day.
Some day because of political correctness
Children won’t be able to celebrate Arbor Day,
Because it is unfair to bushes.
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