Note to self:

My life IS the consequences of the things I've done.

I am a hard friend

nothing I think is easy.
I wish I had invented the pause button.

something pretty, just for balance

Guillotte Unsafty Razor

Cognastious Brute

Moo cow Stew cow

Mankind should accept that we as a species are a meat eater.
We need to realize that we cannot process grass, cows can,
And they’re tasty.
We should breed cows to be so fat and docile, that they could walk around eating our lawns, and then I wouldn’t need to mow.
We could pet them, and name them. I think I’ll call this one Entre.
You know, if we really worked at it, I bet we could get their markings to automatically grow in that map thing that shows you how to cut them up.

Oasis