Stand in turf with hammered knees
and sleek resolve like foxes fighting
for a warren
red and flashing
teeth and snarls and graceful twisting
rolling spines
Find a moment and hold it to the fire
of your image
Make it smoke and inhale it
till you feel its weight in your lungs
…
How dare you enjoy your life while it
might harm some unknown indigenous asshole in bunga bunga?
Well fuck it I'm getting the latte
anyway,
and as for the cup I hope it chokes the
last polar bear.
…
Gut feeling says this is going to be a
try not to kick anybody in the knee kind of day,
hope I'm up to it.
Why does the city not want people to
sleep on the sidewalk?
They don't ask me for any money when
there asleep.
I want them to ban all the other people
who are awake.
Especially the fat old Mexican women
who walk three across at a pace that would piss off a snail.
I've seen you go for a register that's
just opening at the grocery store.
I know you can move.
…
I need an ointment to salve my
problems.
…
The car door opened like a vein. And
more than a yard of sleek flesh slithered out to the curb, and a
woman emerged who could raise your insurance premium just by smiling
at you.
…
You are Pythagorean. What I mean to say
is that A squared, plus B squared equals you square.
…
There is no reason ever to hit a woman
out of anger. For sexual gratification, yeah I get that. But out of
anger, that's just sick.
…
I spell so badly I can't look up words.
…
Ptolemy had a bad Idea
He said I know what to get Caesar for
Christmas this year
…
My darling you've got to see me driving
away.
My darling why don't you see me driving
away?
Won't you honk your horn and yell for
me.
Yell for me to stay.
Cause I don't really want to drive
away.
My darling you got to see me screwing
up.
My darling why don't you see me
screwing up?
When you see that happen break my
bottle,
and hide the keys to the truck.
Cause, my darling, I don't want to
screw up.
My darling can I be a better man?
My darling why can't you see I'll be a
better man?
Cause if you tell me that I can,
Kick the ass of superman
My darling I'll die trying if I can't
My darling do you see me driving away?
My darling why don't you see me driving
away?
I'll put my pride in the trunk,
and turn this jalopy to the one I love.
Cause I ain't never gonna drive away.
